Covid-19 and bras: Don't panic !

Today I broke the law. Yes indeed. We all went shopping at NOT the nearest grocery store. And nothing bad happened.

Well, quite nothing save a few dramatic eye-sores indeed.

I don't belittle the situation, that nasty virus thing should be taken rather seriously, concentrating efforts where they belong Right.

Such as distancing, that is no closer than 2 meters contact and so on. However no need to scream when talking at each other. Right.

The eyesores were blatant beyond what shirts can hide. Face it, not all boobs look appetizing without the considerable help of bras. There comes an age when, well, how to say it, better look elsewhere unless you have a thing for two pigs fighting in a sack.

So two such ladies, walking evidences of the existence of uncompensated gravity, were friendly  talking, say shouting at each other to overcome the effects of social distance.

One was explaining that she's not wearing it (the bra...) anymore because that's where, she has read it on internet, "microbes concentrate to eat the flesh"...

5G, bras and covid-19: Can't fix stupid.

The other, at volume 11, confirmed that yes, she too got forwarded a very well informed post on her social media (yes, that Face thing) and, sure, positively knows that the effect of 5G is to concentrate flesh eating Covid-19 microbes in bras from where they will party and devour all around.

I could have told them the difference between a virus and a microbe and inform them that, for the time being, our national 5G deployment is limited to a few experimental towers until all license related big money questions are sorted out.

But, hey, what's the use? Let indeed natural selection take care of business, let them concentrate their efforts on hoaxes and grind thin their nerves on the ensuing sleepless hysteria.

You can't fix stupid because you simply don't need to fix stupid.