Bra burners steer clear! The Faja Girls are coming.

Bad news for whoever carves for politically correct hysteria flavored marshmallows roasted on a pyre of burning bras.

Girdles are back. Big time.

Even more so, the heavy duty FAJAS used now as firm support figure sculpting foundations.

Mr. Jean Pierre Velez of Colfajas, a Colombian-based exporter is proud to announce a 47% increase in their already comfortable share of exports to the US.

Yep, Girls, after being kicked out as an immoral capitalist means of enslavement, glamour is back.

So comrades feminists, don't even try to burn the Fajas or face the devastating effects of weaponized high-heels (for those who never knew it, a glamorous sort of female shoes) operated by lucid females.

And if dear comrades, you're still confused, consult the definition of "lucidity" in a good old fashioned dictionary. Whilst you're at it, you might as well search for "attractive", "charming", "glamorous", "corset".