Silurian Sissies ? Or why NASA scientists should stop drinking rocket fuel leftovers.

Although I try hard not to rant on anything, it's a tough exercise when NASA officially spends money looking after Silurian intelligent civilizations wiped long ago from the face of earth.

However the main question of any civilization remains unanswered:

Were there Silurian Sissies ?

In the absence of confirmation, I can safely emit an equally valid to the NASA rhetoric explanation for the disappearance of that pretended Silurian highly intelligent civilization:

In absence of Sissies, Silurians catastrophically evolved towards a society where all glamour and attractiveness were lost to politically correct feminist driven agendas.

And also kindly remind the NASA staff of the consequences of drinking too much rocket fuel leftovers.