Horribly vicious transvestic disorder diagnosis method

Even more horrible considering that it's primarily designed for use on children and still practiced.

So vicious that even "the trade" will not openly admit it's existence or refer to it with boiler-plate designations such as "induced cognitive divergence".

For starters, the diagnosed person is unaware of undergoing a test.

A "friendly figure", the psychiatrist, attempts to start and maintain a casual conversation on a totally unrelated topic such as sports, cars, fishing, anything that could deeply passionate the subject.

Shortly after two (often attractive and feminine dolled-up) female collaborators kick into action in the backstage.

Which can be a school cafeteria, bus stand, train, anything where the arrival or prior presence of those collaborators won't seem suspicious.

Another very common scenario stages the child's family visiting friends or receiving such a visit.

The backstage collaborators will start a conversation on topics such as comparing their dresses, shoes, lingerie technicalities, fashion, etc...

Progressively they will raise their voices, laugh, manifest emotions, distinctively and repeatedly pronounce names of female clothing, shoes and lingerie.

Any distraction or attention deficit of the diagnosed person, putatively attributed to the contents of the backstage conversation, will be noticed and recorded by the psychiatrist.

How vicious can that be ?

Ever tried to hold a conversation while two nearby ladies in progressively increasing exaltation laugh and shout about dresses, panties, bras and other unmentionables ?

That's how "their science" works. All based on unsubstantiated hypothesis.

What to do if you are subjected to this ignominy ?

Play it strait. Turn around to those ladies and politely ask them to keep their volume down.

It derails the whole process demonstrating that "girls talk" is a nuisance and not something you are compelled to eavesdrop.

Then try to enter a "hooked-on" mode where you ask more questions than provide answers and don't hesitate to frequently interrupt the "friendly stealth mode" psychiatrist.

Like, "And what's your preferred fishing spot you said ?"

"Blah... Bla blah"

"Wait wait, is that for the midseason or rather towards the end of the migration ?"

"Blah blah blah..."

"Yeah, with live baits you mean ?"

If the backstage persists, simply ask your interlocutor to move to a more appropriate for interesting man to man discussions location leaving the ladies the privilege of your absence.

Feminea Aeterna