Sissy, there's no escape.

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Nothing is more rewarding than a mountain thunderstorm. Not that much of a storm, lots of thunder.

Magnificent show of majestic forces. Like me now, the new born mighty male with a capital "M".

Unshaven, sweat smelling male happily busy on home improvement chores. Driveway? Check. Porch? Check. Plumbing? Check. Fireplace? Check. Check, check, check.

Perfectly alpha, ready to face adversity of all shapes and sizes. You're looking for trouble? You've come to the right place.

I might even dare to catch one of those lightening bolts and tell it to behave. Oh, yes. Who needs TV, whatever's on the other side of the window is the right kind of show for rough tough guys.

Coffee, cigarettes, lightnings. Oh, yes baby, any time !

Whoever that silhouette at the window is will face hard time. Wait... Silhouette ?

One more bolt, no doubts, there's someone, something, staring at me thru the window. Panic.

Fingers clenched on the handle of my razor sharp axe. Cold sweat pouring down. Porch floodlight on. All lights on.

Minutes pass. Nothing. The thunder dilutes itself in the distance. Heavy raindrops, just freaking heavy ones.

I need a plan. My axe is sure my best friend but what if I fall asleep? After all it has been quite a day. Do not fall asleep.

Two mugs of coffee and an axe on the table. Whoever plays with me will be dully briefed. Self defense, can even kill.

Minutes pass, hours. The rain has ceased. Silence, eerie pure silence. Good thing the day is soon to break.

-"That's it Honey, time to be a good girl already."

I know that voice. The voice. My Fairy. The one that guided my life for that many years.

Now it's a different ball game. I'm free. Assertively free.

-"Get off already, you're just a glitch of my imagination, now I'm free and I'll fight for it by all means!"

Sarcastic laughter. Is "she" challenging me?

-"Quit laughing, I'm serious, show around and let's get this sorted out !"

More laughter.

-"I did show indeed and you almost craped from fear, just look how pathetic you are with that axe. Definitely not a way to welcome a Lady standing outside in the rain."

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