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Friday, February 8, 2019

The secret of torture bras revealed.

Perfect spherical breasts.
Spherical bobs.
I'm not a specialist in 3D CAD. Far from it.

That's why it took me long, about 3 minutes to figure out how to draw 2 spheres, intersect them with a flat surface and render all in colors with the built-in Windows 10 Paint Brush3D on a ridiculously small computer, think, an Atom CPU only.

Seen professionals getting there in a few seconds.

Guess it would have taken me about 1 more hour to design a convincing modern press-formed T-Shirt bra.

Press formed strapless bra.
Strapless bra for spherical boobs.
With the simplifying assumption that boobs are perfect featureless spheres.

Pretty much as those worn by 90% of today's bra users.

The "tool-guy" would have machined the spherical molds easy off and within 40 or so of more hours spent on process design, we would have been ready to go for mass production.

Ok, I simplified the engineering steps to the extreme. Nevertheless, I came with a cheap to manufacture solution for spherical shaped breasts.

Spheres have another very interesting property. They are the most optimal surface to volume geometrical bodies. Nice ! Less costly material, panel shaping and assembly involved in the process.

No nipple, no glamour, zero concern on how does one fit real life breasts in featureless containers.

Just jam them inside, with enough pressure, the more flexible will adapt to the confines of the less flexible.

Goal achieved, we have a bra for profits. Should customers complain, we will update it with new colors, micro fiber high-tech bio coton, call it "The sweet caress of Venus under the moonlight" and sell it with even greater margins as new miracle tech modern bra.

Time for a reality check. 

Where, on which planet boobs natively grow as half-spheres ?

Even the mighty Wikipedia has no clue. My guess is that robots could have spherical boobs for simpler design and cheaper fabrication.

Bras once served the purpose of breast emancipation. And the results were also pretty good looking indeed. 

Good news, complex well engineered for healthy breast emancipation bras still exist.

Coincidently if you are not an extraterrestrial form of life or robot with boobs, you should be concerned.

Pointy bra for realistic healthy natural breast support.
Breast emancipation by healthy pointy bra cups.
I love you, I love you all !

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